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r0zeclawz:

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

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naamahdarling:

maniculum:

trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense…

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

Any educator who doesn’t feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase “Unused York City.”

A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term “Rogetism” for these. Perhaps the best:

A screenshot reading: "Sadler's favorite Rogetism, however, is a rendering of the phrase 'left behind', which was marvelously converted into 'sinister buttocks'."ALT

Source.

(“Roget’s Thesaurus’ is one of the most common thesauruses used in US schools, in case you don’t get the joke right off.”

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takeshi-k0vacs:

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scotianostra:

Baws

Me before watching the video: What does “Baws” mean???

Me 30 seconds into the video: BAWS

Legend

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orcboxer:

those first couple weeks after escaping a time loop have gotta be disorienting as all fuck. all those little cues that used to tell you what’s about to happen are now triggers that cause you to brace for something that isn’t coming. you have to relearn the permanence of death – hell, you have reacquaint yourself with the entire concept of finality altogether. everything keeps changing but it never changes back and you keep having to remind yourself that this is normal. “it won’t reset anymore,” you echo to yourself, over and over and over, like a broken record, like you’re still trapped in a loop, like someone who escaped the time loop but was doomed to bring it into the future with them

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wordfather:

me: so….. see anything interesting lately?

the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO

me: oh shit i forgot thanks

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thereignclub-trc:

thereignclub-trc:

If you have no other option, you will succeed.

“I’ll figure it out” is a powerful statement. Yes, you may not know what to do next or where to even begin… but you are ready and willing to do what it takes. You will in fact figure it out.

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arsnof:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

1-800-ARE-YOU-GENTLY-SLAPPIN

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dykeseinfeld:

when andrew garfield’s peter parker was saving ppl in cars hanging from a bridge and that one little kid is too scared to climb up so he rips off his own mask and says “see? i’m just a guy” like. mcu really truly could never have such a simple and compassionate moment ever

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